Central Bank Memecoin(USA)

No to CBDCs, but how about CDMCs? CBMC = Central bank memecoin Hear me out: US Treasury issues $USA coin. 36 trillion supply, equivalent to our national debt. When @DOGE (or anyone else) cuts spending or cuts regulation, tokens are burned. $USA is airdropped to Americans with verifiable on chain identity. Concerns to date about leaders personally profiting from lobbyists or even adversaries buying their memecoins does not apply, since USA coin appreciation pays off the national debt and is therefore aligned with national interest.