Slicecoin(SLICE)

Alright, here’s the deal. I’m launching SliceCoin—$SLICE. Why? Because I’m Dave freaking Portnoy and I felt like it. Locked 10% of the supply for one month—because I’m not a scumbag. The rest? Do what you want with it. This isn’t just a coin, it’s a movement. A tribute to me, the king of pizza, the king of chaos. We’re taking $SLICE to the moon, and when we get there, we’re buying a sports team. You in or what? One bite, everyone knows the rules. Let’s roll!