SAS Coin(SAS)

It's Daddy Sas and I'm coming out of hiding bitches. So, I mined Bitcoin way back when it was as unknown as my dating life (which, let me tell you, was as scarce as a non lab grown piece of meat at any Californian restaurant). Fast forward, and boom – I’m rich AF! I mean, who knew those long, lonely nights staring at a computer screen would pay off more than my attempts at Tinder? Now every 19 year old with daddy issues wants a piece of this footlong. Now, with pockets deeper than your mom’s birthing canal, I strutting into the limelight. First order of business? Taking down those NFTs making a mockery of my primate cousins. Yeah, Board Ape Yacht Club and Degen Apes, I’m looking at you.