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Mr.Hiss

Anons, Mr. Hiss here! For all of you degens who are asking “Why another L1?” - first of all, shut up. Second of all, FCHAIN isn’t just a blockchain—it’s the freakin’ Lambo of L1s for gaming, AI agents, and trench warriors who don’t slow down for anyone - not even when their own grandma is crossing the street. Whether you’re crafting loot, training AI swarms, or flipping jpegs, FCHAIN is here to provide more Fun, more Gainz, and more F’n Chaos. Read below for corporate jargon about free gas for partners, decentralized security, EVM compatibility and other important things that responsible people should care about. In Snakes We Trust, Mr. Hiss