buttgun(buttgun)

Today I was abruptly reminded that my fellow Americans are deeply anally filthy, and am not referring to their sex life, I am referring to their anuses ! Most of the civilized world has moved on to adopt the butt gun technology. The butt gun allows you to clean fecal matter from your anus in a very simple way that is both super clean and not at all time consuming. Those of you who are stressed out about getting your ass wet in the bathroom are probably not thinking about what the toilet paper actually leaves on your ass to Fester all day. Please think of the game coin as the anal cleanliness tutorial that you never got. https://images.app.goo.gl/ZDiUikyPfTK77mD3A See that dog? No opposable thumbs. He can't use a butt gun. But you can tell immediately that he needs one. So look all you got to do is go and buy a $15 squirt gun at Walmart and poop and then just aim the thing right at your ass to get it nice and clean and then random people will no longer be able to call you dirty. Because it is absolutely certain that if you are only using toilet paper, you are dirty. Very dirty. Dirty dirty. Bad. As soon as the butt gun unleashes its load of joy into your anus, you will no longer be dirty. Good. Clean ass. No poop vibes. You win. Get $buttgun today, to spread the message: "No really your ass is dirty and it is gross. Please get $buttgun now cause you had too much 🧀 before and you used all your 🧻